I don’t know what it takes to be a successful actor in Hollywood but I’d say this guy has it. You know that special talent that you just can’t look away from well this guys got it and it’s pretty special. Shit I watched the whole video, needing wanting waiting for more hoping it would never end. You want this guy to play a detective, homeless man, delivery boy, professor, lawyer, comedian or any other role in the business, not a problem because he’s got the it factor. Shit he may be a cross between Clooney, no no wait, picking Clooney is going too far maybe more of a cross between Mcconaughey, Pitt and Bradley Cooper. I’d say at the very least we see this guy acting in some low budget porn film by the end of the year.
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What Color Am I Today? – Mauvelous
Happy Thursday people. About a day and a half until the weekend but let me say there are plenty of positives to look forward to tonight. We have not 1 but 4 college basketball games on tonight, 8 teams all struggling to put their name on an elite 8 spot. It should be a great night, with some incredible competition. With 4 games on tonight brings booze and gambling so already you have to be happy with that. Anyways, start counting the minutes till the days over and enjoy yourself tonight because I sure will.
What Color Am I Today? – Atomic Tangerine
What a day, what a day, what a might good dayyyyyyy. I’m already out of work, I’m about to go buy some shit for my vacation next week and I plan on doing nothing after that so this evening is looking up. I’m blogging basically while driving right now which I highly recommend against doing but I needed to let my disciples know that I’m doing OK today. I know deep down inside in dark places we both don’t like to talk about, you care about me. It’s OK to admit it, just be honest with yourself. I will also be posting a Fat content blog later today because I missed it last week. My apologies. Anyways kids, enjoy work while I’m spending cash and not being responsible.
What Color Am I Today? – Jazzberry Jam
Another weekend past, another miserable week ahead. Good morning my subordinates. I hope you enjoyed your weekend and haven’t been bombarded too much on this dreadful Monday morning. What a weekend we had huh. March Madness was on point. This year it feels like the tail of two halves. One being all the blow outs, every time I look I feel like someone is getting blown out by 10+ but then again you turn around and 13 seeds, 12 and 15 seeds are making runs into the sweet 16. I love this time of year so I’m staying positive this week. Only 3 days until the next round begins and we have an excuse to drink excessively. Enjoy your day kids.
What Color Am I Today? – Dandelion
I wake up every morning, shave, shower, put my clothes on and take the same dreaded ride to work. Although I complain to you guys, I’m usually a model worker where I fake a smile, have fake conversations and conform to the office normality. Well today is the day I may change all that. I’m done with the same old bullshit we call work in this lifetime. Everyone is miserable, we are all under paid and no one wants to be doing TPS reports the rest of their life.
My job consist of everything I hate, so it’s time to make a change. It’s time to do something I actually enjoy doing. I know shocking right, I actually want to be happy. So for all the people out there that hate their job, hate their boss and purely work for the weekend , well this day is for you. I’m taking back my life today and so should you.
What Color Am I Today? – Inchworm
1 more day till my mini vacation. I woke up late for work resulting in less time for me to be at said place. The Popes being elected and theirs college basketball on all day. This is a recipe for my happiness especially on a Wednesday. Oh and just to add to it, it’s 55 and sunny right now.
See it’s nice when I’m not complaining about being miserable poor and unattractive. I should try this more often. Happy hump day bitches.
What Color Am I Today? – Razzmatazz
How is my day already done. Listen I’m my upset about it considering its one less day till I’m face down and blacked out this weekend. But anyways it seems like this day flew by. I apologize for not getting this blog out earlier but we’ve had a tough day in the office. It’s well documented that I hate paper work as does most normal people so you’d understand my frustration when I was writing about 5 reports in regards to firing one of my employees.
The guys an idiot so I’m not too concerned with his well being and he absolutely deserves it so again I don’t care that he’s out of a job. But what I do have a problem is, is that I have to document all the retarded shit he’s done the past couple years. I’d like to be procrastinating and browsing the Internet right now buddy not explaining why you’re an incompetent asshole.
Ah I’m just going into this meeting and be he Bob you’re an asshole you suck at your job and you smell. We are letting you go. Boom done.
What Color Am I Today? – Fuchsia
Good morning my miserable minions. It’s another Monday of sadness as we embark on the dreaded work week. Although west have some positives to look at, it’s St. Pattys Day week, yes that’s correct, we celebrate it more than one day and also I have a 4 day work week. All I’m thinking about us 4 o’clock on Thursday and I’m home free to get drunk, act sloppy and make as many bad decisions as possible.
Before my goodness can begin, ill have to dodge a shit ton of work, my bosses and everyone of my employees. I don’t need their miserable lives conflicting with mine. So here to another Monday of staying out of sight and ducking everyone’s phone calls.
What Color Am I Today? – Screamin’ Green
Quick post here. I’m about to go to lunch and my body is absolutely starving. Although I’m begging for some buffalo fingers and fries I’ll probably settle for a delicious house salad little to no dressing topped with a grilled piece of chicken. Yum. Some chick at work today asked if I had caught the gay today because I’ve been eating healthy and been taken my vitamins. Shit, I guess if I’m starting to look and act like a gay man then I’m doing something right. Everyone knows the gays have great hygiene, tight bodies, great hair and chicks drip over their style. So if you pair that combination with my willingness to destroy the female anatomy, you’ve got the perfect storm. Maybe being fit isn’t so bad after all.
What Color Am I Today? – Antique Brass
Misery loves company. If you’re having a bad day, keep reading, if you’re having a good day, eat shit and move along. I don’t want your positive, fun, happy attitude around these grave sites today. I’m miserable. 1. It’s Monday 2. I’ve had to respond to about 300 emails because of some of my employees are children and can’t get along. Due to the 300+ issues I’ve had to talk to HR way too many times and write way too many reports. All I want is this day to be over and over right now. I’m on lunch at 230pm, do you understand how hungry I am? And I don’t plan on going back for at least a hour or so. I think I’m going to administer a no talk rule on Mondays, maybe add in no phone calls or emails either. Everyone just sits in silence and gets their shit done. If you have an issue, wait till tomorrow. If you can’t wait, tell your problems to Jesus.
On a happy note I have a hockey game tonight. So that mean I get to skate, drink beers and talk nonsense for a good 2 hours. Things are looking up.
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