Video Of New Rochelle Hitting Impossible Game Winner

I’ve never heard of New Rochelle before in my life but if somethings going to put you on the map it’s this ridiculously ludicrous impossible shot. I watched it 10 times each time surprised the kid got it off in time. I mean that has to be the longest 2.9 seconds in history right? I felt like I was in inception 4 dreams deep. The best is both teams thinking they won at the end… Not so fast white you just got cuckold.

Ps. I still have no idea if he got it off.

Pps. The announcer is absolutely crushing it in this video. He’s got big league talent like you read about.

(H/T KFC)

It’s Safe To Say Harlem Shake Is Getting OOC

I don’t really care for all these Harlem Shake videos but they are an absolute phenomenon right now. Everywhere I look, there is a new one popping up. YouTube is absolutely flooded with them. But I will admit I like this one, only for the reason that it involves Fire Fighters. I come from a long line of Firemen in my family tree including, my father, multiple uncles and grandfather. So seeing these guys just chillin’, then going nuts is very amusing to me. I sent it to my father today with the caption ‘I thought all you guys do is sleep, I guess this changes my opinion a little.’ He obviously got a kick out of it.

Saying that I’m already sick of these videos so I wont be watching them anymore. And I have a feeling that this is only the beginning. Probably have athletes doing it, and TV personalities and who knows maybe even the president.

This Grand Central Light Show Video Sucks

This video sucks plain and simple. I don’t even know why I started watching. I clearly knew I was going to hate it from the beginning because I said to myself ‘This video looks stupid.’ But fast forward 2.5 minutes and I watched the whole damn thing. Why? I don’t know. It’s a bunch of people I don’t give a shit about in a city I hate, in a train station that’s disgusting and crowded. The video was boring, the music annoyed me but again, why didn’t I turn it off? I think I have a problem. My distraction level is at an all time high. I’ll be reading a wiki page about Californication and before you know it, I’ve clicked through 50 different sub-links and I’m learning about Pangaea. Happens all the time.

Dude Perfect Who

Listen I’m not into trick shot videos, just doesn’t float my boat. I’ve never watched a Dude Perfect from beginning to end because I know they are all set up. Sure they make all the shots but it probably takes them 800 tries. I could do that but I’d rather blackout and bang chicks.

So I come across this video and I don’t want to like it. I actually had to mute it because the guitar shit and whatever else the creator did to try to jazz it up annoyed me. Just video tape the kid and shut up lady. Anyways, let me just say Titus has a future. I know talent when I see it and this kids got it. Good form, a lot of energy and a will to win. Sure, I wouldn’t baby him and a least give him a regulation size ball but who am I to nit pick. I’m pretty sure I didn’t learn to walk till I was 5. This kid is hitting fade away jumpers at 2 years old.

I do have one issue with this video. At the end his siblings are playing “defense” against him but that was some piss poor effort I saw. Man up on him, you have to pump him a little or at least put a hand in his face. You want this kid to only be a spot up shooter. No, he needs to be able to create his own shots and hit the step back J. Jeez.