(Left side regular texting vs right side iMessanger)
There is nothing more irritating than texting someone on your iPhone that has Android. Listen I love Android, I had it for years but recently switched to iPhone for a change. I’m indifference to be honest, they are both great, both have their pros and cons but this isn’t about that. This is about Apple’s utter disrespect for my texting game. How do you go from putting this beautiful blue in iMessanger to a nasty lime booger green when you are using normal text messaging. It’s just humiliating to look at and quite frankly it throws my flow right out the window. I tell you this, if a chick give me her number and as I’m inputting into a new text message window, if that little ‘send’ button doesn’t turn blue… I’m out. She’s already lost on me because without me even saying a word I’m rattled. My game is based off of confidence and the lime green shreds that to pieces. So how am I supposed to approach her now, my hearts already bumping, steams coming out of my ears. I’m already a beaten man at that point. iPhone needs to fix this and it needs to be fix yesterday.
I’ll tell you something even worse. Sometimes you’re in a conversation and the iPhone decides it can’t send an iMessage even though they have an iPhone. So, with no regard to human beings it just send a normal nasty lime green text message. Ohh shit, do I lose it. That moment right then is like when your mom walked in on you jerking off. It’s a god damn buzz kill and your gun shy for at least a week. By help me god if this doesn’t get fixed I’ll go back to chatting on AIM. All that shit was customizable.
Permanent Crayon 