The guy on the right looks like an idiot, the guy on the left (Merril Hoge) looks like a bigger idiot.
Til this day, I don’t get how men walk outside without their Ties the proper length. It’s probably one of my biggest pet peeves on another human being, right up there with a uni brow. Every guy should know that the perfect tie length is when the tip hits your belt buckle. It’s a cut and dry subject, black and white, there’s no grey area. I don’t care if your wearing a skinny tie, regular tie or old school fat ties, just get your damn length right.
The ‘too long tie’ pisses me off but the ‘half way up your stomach’ tie takes the cake. How in your right mind can you think a tie that literally is touching your sternum is a good look. It looks like a tiny leash that your owner puts on you to keep you close. It’s just disgusting to say the least. The minute I see a mis-length tie guy, I lose complete respect for him. He may as well be homeless, actually that’s an insult to the homeless, they have more style than you. No guy can or will ever be able to pull off the short tie look. If you think that look is ‘hotness’ you should be shot plain and simple.
P.s. Anyone that ties their tie the correct length but has the other end behind the tie longer than the front. you fit in with the rest of these morons. Never should the back be longer than the front. I don’t care what your excuse it, make the damn knot bigger.
Permanent Crayon 