One of my good friends is getting married in June, so naturally all we care about is the Bachelor Party. Now my friends like to spend money in bulk. It’s a disease they have and I’m not one to shy away, it does make the woman flock like the salmon of Capistrano but I do have a few buddies who are poor as shit. We finally decide on a destination, Miami Beach or more specifically South Beach. I thought that was going to be the hard part considering, Europe, Atlantis, and basically every other exotic island was thrown in there. Now, we have to decide on a place. I suggested a house on South Beach with a pool so we could all be together (10 guys) and don’t have to worry about people around us, Fountainbleau was an option and The W hotel. They are all about the same price, in the range of 500 a person. Everyone made compelling arguments for each one but we literally get no where. I don’t care where we necessarily stay as long as I have my own bed. I’m not 15, I make enough money to sleep alone now. I think we are starting to lean towards Fountainbleau only because LIV is there and we plan on spending at least one night splurging with a table, hookers, sluts, and anything else they offer down there. Then the other 2 nights come into play. Party bus, strip club, dinner, beach, sports event, who knows what else people are throwing out there. Regardless it seems someone is always not happy. Listen I need 3 things for a bachelor party to be a success 1. Booze 2. Strippers 3. Mine own Bed. That’s it. I’ll black out on the beach all day and night as long as I have those 3 things. So my friends, tell me where to be and when, I’ll take care of the rest.
P.s. This is going to be the biggest disaster I’ve ever witnessed and that includes Vegas with these same guys. It’s going to be a mess. I’m kinda scared.
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