Angela Miller Can Get It And America Knows It – JM Rated A 10

Listen I know I’m about a month late to the ball here but I finally watched Angela Miller perform her original piece and wow. I don’t watch American Idol, I haven’t since season 1 when my mother basically made me considering I was still living at home at the time. Anyways, a couple weeks ago my sister was ranting and raving about this chick on American Idol saying she was incredible and shit. I completely ignored her because I have better things to do than watch pointless YouTube videos, oh wait never mind. However, finally tonight I got around to watching this gorgeous girl crush her original song called ‘Set Me Free’ and holy tits, it’s good. She absolutely crushes the vocals, the lyrics themselves are pretty empowering too; I can’t say enough about it. And let’s not forget that this chick is gorgeous too.

Let me state my rating scale. I’d rate her as a sure fire 10. Now is she the hottest girl in the world no, so I’m guessing your wondering how I can rate her a 11 then. Well my system goes like this: body gets rated 1-5, face rated 1-5, and personality gets a bonus of 1 point on your final score as does sexiness and intangibles.  If a chick has the worst personality in American but she’s a sure fire smoke she is an 9 (Body 5, Face 5, personality -1, no status on sexiness or intangibles). Yes, technically a chick can be be rated a 13 but that’s very difficult. There’s not many in this world. I’m also not apposed to giving partial points but it doesn’t happen often.

Angela Miller Rated:

Face: 3 – Very pretty face but you can tell she is susceptible to acne. Also a little less makeup would probably bring out her natural beauty.

Body: 4 – Absolutely love the body from what I can tell. She seems to have boobs on the smaller side, ass looks tight but again for what I’m working with she’s got a banging bo.

Personality: 1 – Love this chicks personality. Seems very down to earth.

Sexiness: 1 – Something about this chick makes me absolutely need to stuff her. I think it’s the way she rocked those silver heels in the audition.

Intangibles: 1 – Has a gorgeous voice. You can’t teach that type of talent.

Overall Score: 10

Girl Plays Knife Game And Till This Day I Can’t Watch

Normally I wouldn’t post something so dumb and arbitrary however I still have nightmares about this game. When I was a freshman and high school a few kids were obsessed with this fucking game. I don’t know what their niche was, maybe they like the fear of stabbing themselves and living with one less phalange.  Whatever it may be, these kids obviously had some family problems if they need to get their adrenaline pumping playing the knife game. And let me say this, these kids weren’t playing the game on them selves either, they would take turns and do it on each other. I don’t trust my friends to hold my phone never mind let them test their ‘speed’ in the knife game. What’s the consequence if you mess up anyways? Your friends finger is completely cut off and you’re just ashamed you didn’t get to finish. Anyways one day I was in ‘free period’ and I hear a huge scream. One of the kids was trying to beat the ‘group’ record and nicked the kids finger. He got him pretty good too. The kids right middle finger had a nice gash in it. Blood was spilling all over the library table and the tip of the knife was still in there. I remember staring right at it and thinking, ‘why would he use his right hand? He’s a righty.’ I can still see the tip sticking out. Ah happy place, take me to my happy place.

Now we have this girl playing the knife game singing a song about chopping her fingers off just to entice people. I’ve never rooted for a people to cut their finger off more than this girl. I actually watched it twice hoping that the result would change. Maybe next time.