I’m alive. Barely. Been drinking myself silly during this “driving ban.” I don’t know what this world is coming to but a driving ban is the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard. It’s called Darwinism, only the strong survive. So if someone is driving in the snow and dies then hey who am I to say they deserved to live.
I paid a guy to shovel my stairs. I’m not about to throw my back out shoveling 2 feet of snow. Paid 100 bucks… Why pay less when you can pay more.
I’m on my way home today and of course there is traffic beyond the hell-land. We get 10 snowflakes on the ground and not only do people forget how to drive but they also lose their minds. Listen, I am not going to be some hard ass and say everyone should drive like it’s dry as a summer day but we also don’t need to be doing 15 on the highway. It’s slick, so drive cautiously and by all fucking mean don’t jam on the breaks. Well I’m about half way home and what do I see, some dumb ass incompetent lady jam on her breaks and smash into the guy in front of her. Now I am 1000% sure if she didn’t slam on the breaks and just gently tapped them, she would of had enough traction and would of stopped in time. BUT no, she had to panic put 2 feet on that little square peddle and slide right into the ford in front of her. I question how she didn’t see everyone slowing down before her too, God knows what else she was doing. Probably fixing her damn tampon. Does she understand now all those other poor saps that are on this miserable ride home are going to have to wait EVEN longer because of curiosity traffic.
Women stay off the road. Jesus, men don’t have time for this.
Permanent Crayon 