God Wouldn’t Let Me Sleep

I later down at 10pm last night which is about 2 hours before I normally do and God made me pay for it. The one time I try to be responsible and actually get 7 hours of sleep, my brain wouldn’t shut up till 5.5 hours later. For you playing along that’d be correct, the last time I saw the clock was at 330a. The most miserable 5 hours of my life.

Normally I put on a show that I’ve already seen and just fall asleep by the sound however last night I decided to put on American Reunion. Mind you I’ve already seen this movie so I thought I just pass out but nope, watched the whole thing. Then I watched The Wire, Entourage and lastly a 1998 comedy set by Dave Chappell.

Long story short I’m going to be miserable today. Buckle up.

Some Fatty Covers R-Kelly’s Ignition Song

I don’t want to hate on this kid, I really don’t but there’s just some issues here I can’t ignore. Sure the kids a little fat but he got a decent voice and he laid it down on that song. But come on bro it’s not 2003 its 2013. No one gives a shit about R-Kelly or his Ignition song. R-Kelly pees on girls, is that what you want to be when you grow up? A black guy that pees on little adolescents. Lets find a new role model for you and we can bring that voice to stardom. Why don’t you cover something by JT, the guys back and so hot right now. At least you’d sound somewhat relevant.

P.s. Don’t think I didn’t notice that kids room. A lot of creepy shit in the background there.

P.p.s No chance that kid wasn’t leaking sweat in his hoodie. Who are you fooling bro, just take that shirt off we all know you are dying, plus you’re not in a boy band.

P.p.p.s. Remix to Ignition was fire back in the day.

What Color Am I Today? – Mountain Meadow

I feel phenomenal today. Sure going to the gym yesterday sucked and there’s not an ounce of my body that doesn’t hurt right now but I do feel better. Something about actually working your body out instead of destroying it with grease and sugar makes you feel like a better person. It’s also Wednesday night so I’ll be going out after work, that’s always something to look forward to. The blog has been doing well, increasing viewers everyday since I launched. I mean I don’t have too much to complain about, I’m sure that will change tomorrow.

Tough Dream For Me Last Night

 

Last night I finally get to bed at a reasonable hour and all the sudden I wake up at about 230am. My body was absolutely exhausted, not tired like you’ve had a long day but more fatigued because of my dream I was in. From what I can remember I was running from something or someone in a foreign country that doesn’t find Americans kosher. But per usual, I was saving some baby from one of my arch nemesis, just being the good samaritan I am while going above and beyond for my home country. I don’t remember why or what exactly I was doing; however, I know I was running at full speed and sprinting for a long time. Just weaving in and out of streets and alley, jumping over cars, fences and store carts. I’m talking about some real hero ass chase shit where it’s me vs the world and I refuse to lose. Basically what Die Hard 10 is going to be like once the younger and faster son of John McClain takes over the series. Now again this is a dream so when I wake up, I expect to be fine but guess what… I was exhausted. I could feel my legs were tired and cramping. Am my that out of shape that not only I can’t run in real life but I also get sore from running in my dream? I mean that’s out of shape on a new level. It’s like I am reinventing the game of out of shape with this type of pussery. Thank god I am starting the Gym today. That dream brought me to a new low in life. I refuse to go back.

P.s. Of course when I fell back asleep I didn’t get to finish that dream. Who knows what happened to that baby. I figure it’s blossoming into a boy genius as we speak.

What Color Am I Today? – Shadow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m going to be honest, I’ve felt better but I’ve undoubtedly felt worse. I couldn’t sleep last night which I’ll get to in another post. And I’m only one day past Monday, so simple math says I still have 3 days til the weekend. I know it’s Super Bowl Week and every Joe Schmo is reporting on it, but I wish I didn’t have to read the same tweet 15 times about the same thing. The Randy Moss ‘I am the greatest quote’ is about to break my phone. Twitter should have a maximum time one story can be reported, let’s say 50. Once 50 people report that story and you try to tweet it you should get the message ‘Late to the game bro, try again next time.’ Sure there’s a lot of bugs to be fixed for that to work, but I’ll take what I get.

Let’s go Tuesday, get your shit together and move on.