(I give God 10%, Why do you get 18.) – That’s as classic as it gets
Talk about a Pastor that balls so hard huh. Do you think he gives a shit about 18%. This guy lives by the book and only gives 10% to God. Do you blame this guy for being a miserable old fuck, cause I don’t. Think about his life, he gets paid nothing to preach to people that only go to Church because they ‘believe’ it’ll save them from Hell. And if that’s not enough he as to listen to these self-righteous assholes ‘repent their sins’. Another day, another slut going to confession to apologize for blowing Ken the drug dealer for an ounce of rock. All the while he’s thinking ‘Can I get a blow here? I’ve been celibate my whole life and I’m fucking miserable’. Sure the guy signed up to be Priest but can we give him ONE Sunday off. It’s supposed to be a day of rest but my man Pastor Paul over here can’t sleep in on a Sunday to save his life. I feel bad for the guy, not only shouldn’t he have to tip but he should get his meal free. Hook a brother up or at least give a rub and a tug. Not like it matters if it’s a boy or girl waiter, we all know Priests be swingin’.
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