Eating Dirt Is All The Rage

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So I’m reading Yahoo News and long story short this Japanese Restaurant just decided to make shit with dirt in it. What the hell is wrong with people? Everyone is so against conforming that they will do anything to be different. But putting DIRT in your food? That’s just disgusting. I don’t care how eccentric you are trying to make it, you will never convince me to eat dirt. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised considering it’s the Japanese and they eat dogs, cats, and whatever else has a heartbeat. What’s next, are we going to eat feces or fetus’s? ‘Hey Li, I took big poop, smell like rat died. Don’t worry I saved you some and put it in your cat soup. Enjoy.’