Can we please talk about what a bitch Mother Nature is being right now. The other day I had 3 layers on, a pair of gloves and a damn face mask; now she’s bring this heat my way. I could take out my boat shoes, pastel shorts and Vineyard Vine shirt in this weather. I firmly believe that we pay our dues in the winter by being miserable and cold then when summer comes we get nothing but clear skies and beach weather. If she is giving us these warm days in January, then she has something terrible up her sleeve in June. Probably get snow or some shit maybe a tornado or two. The days are short this time of year so blast away with the cold weather and snow storm because come summer I want it to be 90’s with a slight breeze. Especially considering I’ll have my beach body intact.
P.s. Don’t tease me with warm weather than drop us below freezing. It’s not kosher.
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