Sunday Traffic Is Worse Than Midweek Considering All These SUNDAY DRIVERS

I can’t handle it. I need a hummer, not like the knockoff ones, I’m talking about the legit army hummer. Driving today was absolutely miserable. People driving at a snails pace, stopping for yellow lights and letting people cut them off for no apparent reason are all recipes for road rage. I almost smashed this 90 year old lady today because of her hideous wheel work. Not only does she use her blinker when she isn’t turning, but she had the balls to not use it when she ended up making her move. You got me you old hag, now go fart dust and play Canasta.

 

What Color Am I Today? – Chestnut

I should of taken today off too. Yesterday was great but now coming into work today is absolutely miserable. It’s been way too stressful. We have a new employee starting on A FRIDAY, who starts on a Friday? Tell me that. So I have to sit down with him, show him around and answer all his idiotic questions. Plus I need to stay few minutes late because I have an “important” conference call that I can’t miss. Why make the conference call so late in the day? Do they understand I don’t like to work past 2 on Fridays never mind 5.

Let’s see what else has gone wrong so far today? Oh I got a bloody nose on my way into work. Yes I’m an adult, no I shouldn’t be getting bloody noses unless I’m blowing a line like Pablo Escobar. It wasn’t a good situation either, it happened as I was driving so I had to jam a Dunkin Donuts napkin in my nostril which is no Kleenex I’ll tell you that much. I’m pretty sure my nose is completely raw on the inside. Now I’m afraid to blow my nose because there’s a 99% chance it starts gushing again. Let this day be over please.

What Color Am I Today? – Desert Sand

Let me apologize for not being present yesterday. I had a absolute mess of a day. Work was a disaster, it was non-stop and I literally didn’t get a minute till myself. I haven’t had that shitty of a day in a long time, so I wasn’t able to get anything up. But saying that today is a new day.

I don’t have too much on the agenda, just working then taking on the weekend. Ill tell you this, this day better go smoother than yesterday or my head may explode. My morning didn’t start off too hot, this snow situation is killing the parking in the city. It’s so frustrating. How does the city not just push back the snow for street parking, it been almost a week now. If I wasn’t lazy I’d write a letter to someone that cares although that person may not be out there.

We played flag last night so I’ll have a recap on that later on. So ladies and gentlemen its Friday, so every minute that goes by means a minute closer to cold beers going down your throat.

Murphy’s Law All Day Err Day

This day job shit is for the birds. I’ve been absolutely nuts today, I’m 8 minutes away from snapping and DDTing innocent children. I won’t be able to get some post up till later or if I start mowing people down it could be 25 to life. I’m still weighing my options.

I Hate Myself Everyday For This Diet

This is the BS I’m eating nowadays. It’s miserable, plain and simple. A salad that barely has any dressing on it which consist of 94% lettuce. And how bout those nuts, I actually used to love nuts but those are unsalted. It’s like a bad dream. I’m eating unsalted nuts which I’m sure is a oxymoron and a salad that taste like grass. I’m legitimately genuine when I say, nothing healthy taste good. I bet ill get an email saying those bell pepper are terrible for you. My favorite part of the salad probably carries 600 calories per bite. It’s a cant win situation.