Happy Easter My Friends Ps. LENTS OVER

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Lent’s over, and the Easter Bunny is here to reward you of the hell you put yourself through. Sit back, eat all the candy you can find, indulge in whatever vices you gave up for Lent and enjoy yourself. Today is the one day that calories don’t matter and your sugar intake is unlimited.

P.s. I gave up Sweet, Soda and Ice Cream. It’s safe to say I’m going to gain 10 lbs today.

Ash Wednesday And 40+ Days of Forced Dieting

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Ah yes Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent and the day where everyone walks around with shit on their forehead. Listen, I’m not a church goer, I don’t go to confession (I probably should) and I don’t pray every night before I go to bed. It’s just not me, if I did, I’d be lying to myself, God and whoever else would be listening. I figure why waste Gods ear on my problems when I’m not going to change anyways. It would be selfish of me, that being said I do participate in Lent. My whole family does it as a tribute to my grandmother who pasted away 2 years ago. My grandmother was a very religious person, she used to live and die by the book, and when Lent rolled around she used to give up Ice Cream and Candy. After she passed, my whole family decided we would do the same. So for the next 40+ days I’m ‘sweets’ free which shouldn’t be too hard considering I’m on this diet. Let the games begin.

P.s. Last gave up Ice Cream, Candy, Soda and Fried Food. That sucked, not doing that again. I’m on a diet but I’m not stupid.