What Color Am I Today? – Desert Sand

Let me apologize for not being present yesterday. I had a absolute mess of a day. Work was a disaster, it was non-stop and I literally didn’t get a minute till myself. I haven’t had that shitty of a day in a long time, so I wasn’t able to get anything up. But saying that today is a new day.

I don’t have too much on the agenda, just working then taking on the weekend. Ill tell you this, this day better go smoother than yesterday or my head may explode. My morning didn’t start off too hot, this snow situation is killing the parking in the city. It’s so frustrating. How does the city not just push back the snow for street parking, it been almost a week now. If I wasn’t lazy I’d write a letter to someone that cares although that person may not be out there.

We played flag last night so I’ll have a recap on that later on. So ladies and gentlemen its Friday, so every minute that goes by means a minute closer to cold beers going down your throat.

Can’t Get A Swipe Right On Tinder – Here You Go

I know some of the men or maybe even women out there are getting a little frustrated with Tinder. You just can’t find that right person to ‘Swipe You Right’ but I’m here to help. Put this T-shirt on take a decent picture of yourself and make it your profile pic. Ladies maybe cut it deep so you show some cleavage and no doubt the opposite sex will be liking you all day every way. It’s a can’t miss shirt. Gentleman, you put this shirt out there, the ladies have no choice but to swipe you right. Not only does it show class but it screams of all business.

Once you get that perfect match, throw her a comedic line like ‘I’m not saying I’m hero but I did deliver a baby in an elevator.’ Boom, laid-city. Your Welcome.

P.s. If you want a shirt email me at info@permanentcrayon.com . I also have shirts that say #Tinder Strong on them.