Brandon said the athletic department catfished several athletes to teach them the dangers of social networking. Very interesting.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
On the UM catfishing: They had an attractive female contact athletes on social media. Some athlete responses were wholly inappropriate.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
Brandon had meeting with players, and the girl walked in. Athletes were shocked, but it was valuable lesson in dangers of social media.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
There was no public shaming. I see many OSU fans bashing Michigan and Brandon, but I think it’s smart to educate players.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
First of all, I had no idea what catfishing was before Manti Te’o. I’m not sure if a lot of people are in that boat but before I just called it ‘Losers tricking other losers into thinking they are hot girls who want to bang them.’ I guess catfishing has a better ring to it. Regardless, how much fun do you think the AD had getting these players thinking he was some hot piece of ass that wanted to bang them. Probably sitting behind the computer as I am now just giggling and shit. You’re the head of one of the biggest College Football schools in the country and your pretending to be a hot 20-something chick. I don’t care if this was educational or not, you look and sound like a dumbass. I’ll tell you this, not many guys will turn down a chick saying ‘Hey baby, I saw your game the other day, your so hot, I want to blow you.’ What do you think these adolescents are going to do? Of course they are going to answer with some vulgar statement and even a few dicey photos in return. Men are dogs, they’ll believe anything if their confidence goes up.
I’ll tell you a quick story and this will probably put me in the losers column but whatever. When I was in high school, myspace was huge and my buddy used to meet chicks on it all the time. So I set one up, I pulled pictures from another ‘dating site’ called WhatTheDilly and I sparked up a conversation. This chick was absolutely banging too. She had booty shorts in some of the photos, others she was classed up in a tight dress. Just thinking back I wish I still had the photos. I bet she’s a train wreck now though, probably been run through 1000 times by dudes. Back to the story, my buddy starts to really get involved with this chick. Emailing her out of control, now remember it’s me. If was fucking weird. So I set up a meet in a high school parking lot, I told him to bring flowers and a boy band CD from the 90’s. Me and 3 of my closest friends went to the meet, waited and sure enough he shoes up. I ask what are you doing here, he made up some bullshit lie. We looked in his front seat saw the flowers and a 98 degrees CD and started dying. The kid had no idea. Kid thought he was meeting the girl of his dreams instead he was stuck with a dozen flowers and Nick Lachey.
Permanent Crayon 