Zara Larsson Isn’t My Crush Yet But Will Be When She Turns 18. Period.

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This is all hypothetical since she is 16.

Look at that face. Jiminey Christ I could see myself waking up that every morning. I know she is only 16, which is a blessing in disguise. That gives me 2 years to get my body in tip top shape for my future ex-wife. Those eyes are incredible too, she could probably get me to do anything. Hey honey, can you please clean the dishes? can you make the bed? can you move the house a little? can you actually move the sun? I’d be mush next too her. Sure babe, I’ll move the house, the sun, the god damn earth as long as you don’t leave me. And that’s just her face, her body isn’t something to be played with either. It’s absolutely banging to the highest power, skinny, tone, and probably mega soft too like Charmin Toilet paper. The double ply shit, not that single ply cheapo stuff. Basically her body is everything mine isn’t.

How about this chicks voice too. Just an absolute angel when she sings; I think it’s safe to say she’s going to be a star. Any talents from across the pond usually takes time to get mainstream in America but with dance music becoming so big, and a plethora of DJs from Europe taking over this countries music, she should be on the fast track. She’s better than Ellie Goulding and I absolute love her, so that’s saying a lot. Just throw Zara on a track with Avicii, Benny Benassi or Guetta and she’ll blow up. That’s here nor there, as long as we get married and she serenades me every night, I’ll be quite alright.