Shooting Hot Dogs Is All The Rage – Aggressive

Standing ovation. Standing ovation. Hershey Wood is all the rage right now. (Absolutely sick name)

This is the most aggressive hot dog eating I’ve ever seen in my life. Guy sucks down 5 hot dogs WHOLE without flinching. Then decides to shoot them back out. How he can breath is absolutely beyond me. That air tube must be all clogged up. You know when you accidentally have something go down the wrong pipe and you almost die. Well imagine if that happened to this guy. I get one crumb from my blueberry muffin down the wrong pipe and I’m in the ambulance on the way to the ER. This guy get’s 3, 4, 5 hot dogs down the wrong pipe he’s laying 6 feet under.

I don’t want to know how he started this gimmick because it has to include a penis somewhere. It’s funny that this video will go viral but if this was a chick it would explode the internet. A chick sucking down hot dogs like that would have to be the next spokes woman for vivid. The possibilities are endless.

P.s. Youtube Comment: “I wish my girlfriend could do that.” -Hilarious.

P.p.s. I love that this is normal to this guy. He’s probably in Indiana somewhere just being a hick and having a good time. He probably spent all his pay check on those hot dogs.