Gas Pump Prank Gone So Right – MUST WATCH

When I watch 100s of videos a week I maybe laugh at one. Sure I can recongize funny but not often do I just ‘laugh out load’ for lack of a better phrase. Well this video did it for me. The black guy absolutely crushed living on a prayer and I don’t know if this is racist but if you gave me a 1000 guesses on what song he would sing, ‘Living on a Prayer’ would of been number 673.  How bout the balls on this guy too, ‘No I know the words baby,’ just completely shoving Karaoke in your face. This guys a 20 year vet in the Karaoke game and he’s not scared to let you know. His performance was A+ to be honest and his wife was a solid A- too.

P.s. Loved his backgroud singing better than Living on a Prayer to be honest. Guy just loves to sing.

P.p.s. Zero chance that guy was born in the 80s. 78 maybe, not 80.

Operation ‘Don’t Be Fat And Gross’ Complete

 

It’s all over. 10 weeks or so of nothing but healthy food, barely no beer and working out continuously like a damn dog. I missed my adjusted goal by about 2 lbs but I couldn’t be happier. Cutting nearly 17lbs off my body while hopefully also adding some muscle, you must look at the positives. Sure my body is GQ-eque but at least people wont puke when I take my shirt off anymore. I guess it’s a win for everyone. So since I’m going on vacation I’ll probably just gain it back in a week. I can’t wait.

Initial Weight: 194 (Started Jan 29th)

Actual Weight: 177

Target Weight: 180 (Ends April 2nd)

New Target Weight: 175 (Ends tomorrow so maybe I can cut 2 lbs but I don’t really care)

Kevin Ware’s Injury Doesn’t Look Good

All kidding aside, that definitely lands in the top 3 in most gruesome injuries I’ve ever seen. I’m guessing this is just a little speed bump in Ware’s career and he’ll be back and thriving in no time. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.

It’s Good Friday So Don’t Be An Asshole

 

I’m not the most religious in the building but I don’t want God to completely hate me so I abide by a few of his rules. I don’t eat meat on Ash Wednesday and I don’t eat meat on Good Friday nor do I eat meat on any Friday during Lent. Ah, anything else, nope that’s about it. I don’t go to church, I refuse to go to confession because I’m afraid their throw me out of the church forever and I don’t pray because I know it’ll just be lies and selfishness. Saying all that, basically today is a normal day for me minus meat and we get out of work early because my employers discriminate against Jews. So, people go to church, say your prayers and don’t be an asshole and eat meat today. God said not to and we should listen to him.

P.s. I Google searched “Good Friday’, jiminey, it’s a sad image search. It’s all about death and crosses, very inappropriate.

Magic Bro Kissing Random Chicks For No Other Reason But To Kiss Chicks

Hey I’m not a magic guy, I don’t go to magic shows nor would I stop on the side of the street and watch some homeless man make my nose disappear. Saying that, I love watching videos that the point is to exploit these chicks. I mean sure the kid did a cool little magic trick there but you know all he is doing is laying the ground work to bang these chicks later. He could easily had them put this card in their hand but no, smart guy was like, I mine as well french them real quick to get their panties wet. This is just step one of at two step plan where he’s stuffing them in their dorm rooms. Play on playa.

If I’m Producing A Movie, This Guys My Lead Hands Down

I don’t know what it takes to be a successful actor in Hollywood but I’d say this guy has it. You know that special talent that you just can’t look away from well this guys got it and it’s pretty special. Shit I watched the whole video, needing wanting waiting for more hoping it would never end. You want this guy to play a detective, homeless man, delivery boy, professor, lawyer, comedian or any other role in the business, not a problem because he’s got the it factor. Shit he may be a cross between Clooney, no no wait, picking Clooney is going too far maybe more of a cross between Mcconaughey, Pitt and Bradley Cooper. I’d say at the very least we see this guy acting in some low budget porn film by the end of the year.

What Color Am I Today? – Mauvelous

 

Happy Thursday people. About a day and a half until the weekend but let me say there are plenty of positives to look forward to tonight. We have not 1 but 4 college basketball games on tonight, 8 teams all struggling to put their name on an elite 8 spot. It should be a great night, with some incredible competition. With 4 games on tonight brings booze and gambling so already you have to be happy with that. Anyways, start counting the minutes till the days over and enjoy yourself tonight because I sure will.

Kind Of A Slow Day So 2 Hot Girls Dancing Will Have to Do

Nothing really has come around my screen today that I’ve felt blog worthy. I mean I don’t really search for anything anyways so that could be the problem but regardless when in doubt post hot girls dancing. I could watch this all day. Those asses, those bodies, the heaven they bring down to earth is absolutely incredible. Dial me up and let me watch that shit all day.

P.s. I didn’t watch this video with sound on so I have no idea what they are dancing to.

These Girls Talking About Boys Is Pretty On Point

There’s something about little kids talking about adult problems that’s pretty funny. And I’d like to say this girls bitching about boys the whole time is so dead on I can’t even stand it. Just complaining what we do and don’t do all day long, complaining about how we don’t pay attention to them and shit. We are guys, just cook, clean and have sex with us. That’s all we want.

Operation ‘Don’t Be Fat And Gross’ Week 9

After 9 total weeks I’ve finally begun to slow down. I went on a mini vacation with the boys 2 weekends ago and that definitely wasn’t for the good of my body. I drank roughly 80 beers in 3 days, I ate like a damn cow and I didn’t even look at a weight. Although I did hit the sauna about 10 times considering it was in my hotel room. To lose another 3 lbs this week is going to be extremely hard to hit that 175. I’ve been increasing weight on all my exercises and have also increased my push ups basically ten fold. My cadio is down basically because I refuse to do that. I did run 2 miles the other day and I was completely miserable. After I run, I basically just want to go home so that causes a problem.

I’m going strong on the food front. I haven’t really cheated at all minus that one weekend however even then I didn’t eat any sweets, fried food or soda. All in all my body has changed, not perfect but it has made a transformation. In hein sight I probably could of used a workout plan and a set diet but I’m too stubborn for that shit. I’d rather just go to the gym, do the work outs I feel like doing and go home. Onto another week of hell and only 5 days till Lent is over.

Initial Weight: 194 (Started Jan 29th)

Actual Weight: 178

Target Weight: 180 (Ends April 2nd)

New Target Weight: 175