Kevin Ware’s Injury Doesn’t Look Good

All kidding aside, that definitely lands in the top 3 in most gruesome injuries I’ve ever seen. I’m guessing this is just a little speed bump in Ware’s career and he’ll be back and thriving in no time. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.

I Guess Beyonce Was Cast For Pain And Gain

Talk about manly huh. I wasn’t joking when I said she could be in the movie Pain and Gain. Wahlberg would look like McLoven compared to her. How does a female get that ripped? Not only is it intimidating but it’s gross. If I wanted my significant other to have biceps like Arnold Schwarzenegger or legs like Dwayne Johnson I’d just be gay.

You don’t fuck a chick like that, she bends you over and fucks you. You become the woman whether you like it or not. It’s something I hope to never experience in my lifetime. I can’t even look at her face in that photo, makes me want to puke. Ill probably have nightmares now too involving her, a strap on and my ass getting treated like a pen cap. Ah that face has so much anger, so much testosterone … I can’t think about this anymore.

Thanks for ruining my day Beyonce.

Ps. How bout her publicist saying she wants the picture taken down off the Internet. Sweetheart this isn’t some bulletin board in high school. You can’t just take it down, it’s here to stay. Not like it would help considering its burned into everyone’s brain.