Does Going To Full Service Gas Stations Make Me A Pussy?

(For some reason this little slut doesn’t pump my gas. My guy looks more like Mike Ditka)

I went to get gas today with my friend and I promptly pulled into a full service gas station per usual. And this kid starts yapping that I’m a bitch, why wouldn’t I just pump it myself … Blah blah blah. I don’t pump it because I don’t want to hence the reason I pay someone to do it. I’m in my clean blue jeans, I don’t need to be spilling the gasoline all over me before I’m going out. When I do go to self serve I end up spilling all over the place wasting the money I could of spent to have The homeless guy do it while I sit in my warm car listening to talk radio. Just imagine the scene in dumb and dumber where Harry just starts leaking gasoline all over the place. That’s me in a nutshell every time I’m at the pump.

I figure it’s the same way you pay Mexicans to do your lawn or Chinese people to do your laundry. You’re too lazy to do it, you’re paying them for a service so what the fuck is the problem. Kids a communist, doesn’t want anyone to make money.

P.s. Gasoline smell is incredible. Get a little on your hands and your high as a kite for hours. Thinking about it, maybe I should start pumping my gas.