Nothing really has come around my screen today that I’ve felt blog worthy. I mean I don’t really search for anything anyways so that could be the problem but regardless when in doubt post hot girls dancing. I could watch this all day. Those asses, those bodies, the heaven they bring down to earth is absolutely incredible. Dial me up and let me watch that shit all day.
P.s. I didn’t watch this video with sound on so I have no idea what they are dancing to.
Karate kid was one of my favorite movies growing up, probably not in my top five but it cracked the top 10 for sure. Now let me tell you, when Daniel successfully pull off the crane move to win the tournament, that will forever go down as the best move in karate. The kids legs broken, he’s spirits are shot but he overcomes life itself and puts the hammer down on Johnny. However this kid in the video is making a run for Daniel’s money here. I mean no way is that move ever going to challenge Daniel’s crane kick, I compare it to Joe DiMaggio’s 56 game hit streak, it’ll never be broken but their will be people who make a run at it. And that’s exactly what this kid did. Good for you son. Good for you.
I aint mad at them. They are making a run. But beat Florida then come talk to me.
P.s. Ole Miss really screwed me tonight. They were my dog. I needed them.
Standing ovation. Standing ovation. Hershey Wood is all the rage right now. (Absolutely sick name)
This is the most aggressive hot dog eating I’ve ever seen in my life. Guy sucks down 5 hot dogs WHOLE without flinching. Then decides to shoot them back out. How he can breath is absolutely beyond me. That air tube must be all clogged up. You know when you accidentally have something go down the wrong pipe and you almost die. Well imagine if that happened to this guy. I get one crumb from my blueberry muffin down the wrong pipe and I’m in the ambulance on the way to the ER. This guy get’s 3, 4, 5 hot dogs down the wrong pipe he’s laying 6 feet under.
I don’t want to know how he started this gimmick because it has to include a penis somewhere. It’s funny that this video will go viral but if this was a chick it would explode the internet. A chick sucking down hot dogs like that would have to be the next spokes woman for vivid. The possibilities are endless.
P.s. Youtube Comment: “I wish my girlfriend could do that.” -Hilarious.
P.p.s. I love that this is normal to this guy. He’s probably in Indiana somewhere just being a hick and having a good time. He probably spent all his pay check on those hot dogs.
Bro Benedict is out after 8 years in office. Not looking good for the resume considering he’s the first Pope to resign in 600 years. Talk about a statement huh, 600 years and you have only 1 guy resign, that sounds ludicrous. Anyways with one leaving another must take his place so I did some serious research, traveled across the world, went to a bunch of Pope Combines, also attended some work outs and I have a final list for you all.
ABS-CBNNEWS.com (My notes are in bold)
– Joao Braz de Aviz (Brazil, 65) brought fresh air to the Vatican department for religious congregations when he took over in 2011. He supports the preference for the poor in Latin America’s liberation theology, but not the excesses of its advocates. Possible drawbacks include his low profile. Good vertical leap, on the younger side, high upside, raw talent.
– Timothy Dolan, (USA, 62) became the voice of U.S. Catholicism after being named archbishop of New York in 2009. His humour and dynamism have impressed the Vatican, where both are often missing. But cardinals are wary of a “superpower pope” and his back-slapping style may be too American for some. Great character guy, will be an absolute asset on the field, lacks size, great interview.
– Marc Ouellet (Canada, 68) is effectively the Vatican’s top staff director as head of the Congregation for Bishops. He once said becoming pope “would be a nightmare.” Though well connected within the Curia, the widespread secularism of his native Quebec could work against him. Character issues, A+ potential, may not have the will to compete, may have lost the love of the game
– Gianfranco Ravasi (Italy, 70) has been Vatican culture minister since 2007 and represents the Church to the worlds of art, science, culture and even to atheists. This profile could hurt him if cardinals decide they need an experienced pastor rather than another professor as pope. Once and a century guy, has all the tools, has the size, the speed, the quickness and catholic IQ you look for. Great locker room guy, can’t ask for a better replacement.
– Leonardo Sandri (Argentina, 69) is a “transatlantic” figure born in Buenos Aires to Italian parents. He held the third-highest Vatican post as its chief of staff in 2000-2007. But he has no pastoral experience and his job overseeing eastern churches is not a power position in Rome. Looks to be an absolute bust, came into the workout out of shape, looked slow all over the field, had a terrible attitude in the meetings. Pass, pass, pass.
– Odilo Pedro Scherer (Brazilia, 63) ranks as Latin America’s strongest candidate. Archbishop of Sao Paolo, largest diocese in the largest Catholic country, he is conservative in his country but would rank as a moderate elsewhere. The rapid growth of Protestant churches in Brazil could count against him. A lot of hype with this guy, came in very cocky, had a big presence on the room but could be an issues over time. Isn’t afraid to get dirty but size could be an issue. Talent is there but definitely immature.
– Angelo Scola (Italy, 71) is archbishop of Milan, a springboard to the papacy, and is many Italians’ bet to win. An expert on bioethics, he also knows Islam as head of a foundation to promote Muslim-Christian understanding. His dense oratory could put off cardinals seeking a charismatic communicator. Smart guy, high catholic IQ but lacks raw talent. Struggles to make the plays when needed, great interview.
– Luis Tagle (Philippines, 55) has a charisma often compared to that of the late Pope John Paul. He is also close to Pope Benedict after working with him at the International Theological Commission. While he has many fans, he only became a cardinal in 2012 and conclaves are wary of young candidates. The young and the restless, raw talent, could be an incredible replacement for the next pope but probably too young for this candidacy. Has the speed, great visual, benefits from supurb family jeans. No doubt will be Pope one day, just not this time around.
– Peter Turkson (Ghana, 64) is the top African candidate. Head of the Vatican justice and peace bureau, he is spokesman for the Church’s social conscience and backs world financial reform. He showed a video criticising Muslims at a recent Vatican synod, raising doubts about how he sees Islam. (Additional reporting by Philip Pullella; Editing by Giles Elgood) Couldn’t say enough about this guy. Fastest of all popes, quickness of the field, a great character guy, a leader, no weakness. Potential is only a B or so but if you were to take a safe pick it’s this man here.
So there you have it. After extensive research the Cardinals will probably offer either Gianfranco Ravasi (Italy, 70) or Peter Turkson (Ghana, 64) the Pope’s Post. I’m hearing word the contract will be about ‘Till You Die” for apporximently $0 dollars. It’s a bold offer but I think either will take it. I’m also hearing Nike will be sponsoring the next Pope whoever it may be. So you’ll be seeing that logo on the robe. Also just got word that Ravasi will be wearing 14 and Turkson will be wearing 19 and of course whoever is crowned will be wearing home whites on the special day.
Why is it that Gronk never ceases to amaze me? The guy is comedic gold every time he walks, talks or moves for that matter. I mean the guys literally walks on stage, grabs the microphone and says 6 words that have no correlation to each other. Do you think he even knows what half those words mean? Bro-Haha, Asparagus, Dumbo, Dingbat, Beyonce – the guy is everywhere. And the kid just drops an absolute bomb with Albatross. I haven’t used the word Albatross in 10 years. I knew it was some type of bird or some shit but I have no idea which one. You know he heard it once in his life, it got lost in the hog posh of his brain then some how it rattled to the front and he just shouted it out. I bet if you asked him what’s that mean he respond “Wait, what I say?” Just completely utter hilarity across the board.
P.s. Fun fact: I was in Vegas last June and he was there. He came into Haze and lit the place on fire. When we left he was actually on our red eye home and he was a mess. Said he hadn’t slept in days and missed being jerked off by multiple chicks in the pool Cabana. Guys epic.
(Left side regular texting vs right side iMessanger)
There is nothing more irritating than texting someone on your iPhone that has Android. Listen I love Android, I had it for years but recently switched to iPhone for a change. I’m indifference to be honest, they are both great, both have their pros and cons but this isn’t about that. This is about Apple’s utter disrespect for my texting game. How do you go from putting this beautiful blue in iMessanger to a nasty lime booger green when you are using normal text messaging. It’s just humiliating to look at and quite frankly it throws my flow right out the window. I tell you this, if a chick give me her number and as I’m inputting into a new text message window, if that little ‘send’ button doesn’t turn blue… I’m out. She’s already lost on me because without me even saying a word I’m rattled. My game is based off of confidence and the lime green shreds that to pieces. So how am I supposed to approach her now, my hearts already bumping, steams coming out of my ears. I’m already a beaten man at that point. iPhone needs to fix this and it needs to be fix yesterday.
I’ll tell you something even worse. Sometimes you’re in a conversation and the iPhone decides it can’t send an iMessage even though they have an iPhone. So, with no regard to human beings it just send a normal nasty lime green text message. Ohh shit, do I lose it. That moment right then is like when your mom walked in on you jerking off. It’s a god damn buzz kill and your gun shy for at least a week. By help me god if this doesn’t get fixed I’ll go back to chatting on AIM. All that shit was customizable.
Day one of the gym down and I couldn’t be more miserable. Let me be honest and tell you, I get there no one in sight which is phenomenal and I decide, let me jump on the scale. I know my scale at home isn’t COMPLETELY accurate but I figured it was decently close. Now mind you I did have all my clothes on plus my iPod so lets add 3lbs max. You know what the fucking scale came in at… you really want to know what that POS scale had the balls to read to me. 194lbs. I have never cracked the 90s, NEVER. I refuse to to believe that thing was correct. I jumped off, kicked it, jumped back on and to my dismay it didn’t change. So I’m starting at 194 and going down from there. Day 2 is today, I’m not looking forward to it at all. I know when I stepped into the gym yesterday I was absolutely miserable for the hour plus I was there. I can only imagine how bad it’s going to be today.
This is a really tough one for me. I guess you can easily make the case for Rondo and I know a lot of people will point directly to him. They will say there is absolutely no way you can lose him. He is the floor general, hes the driver of the bus and without him the team is like a rocking chair… moving but going no where. But here me out.
With rondo, yes you lose an incredible athlete and your sole ball handler but with the Celtics you still have Pierce. You can ride him on the offensive side of the ball even if he’s getting old. Not too mention that Rondo has looked wicked sloppy on the defensive side of the ball. Not to mention Rondo is a big baby, I don’t care how good of an offensive year he is having. Sure there will be some growing pains with him out of the lineup but this team needed a shake up. They always looked so flat. Maybe now you give those added minutes to Terry and Lee and they can start to get in their groove and fill a bigger role.
With Seguin, you lose your only star on the team. This Bruins team is made of a lot of good players like Krejci, Bergeron and Horton. But they can’t carry a team quite like Seguin can. He anchors the power play that’s getting better with the addition of Hamilton. He is a true #1 center in this league that you don’t find in many places. He will solely be responsible for 100 plus goals this year without a doubt even with Claude’s pack it in defense. You lose him, you’re left with a team that can’t put up more than 2 goals a game.
A lot of people are quick to say Rondo is so important. But if you break it down, I think the Celtics will be fine. And let’s hope we don’t have to see the B’s without Seguin.
EDIT: Would you look at that… Thank you Kaitee
Celtics actually have a slightly better win % WITHOUT Rondo in lineup the last 4 seasons (.618 / .604) via @espnstatsinfo.
— Kaitee Daley (@daleysports) January 28, 2013
@cutondime25 no a bitch ass niggas with a lil dick full of herpes lol successful nah that’s too big of a word for you lol
— Steph (@Angelface0330) January 27, 2013
@cutondime25 saying you fucked me without knowin my name how many hoes u fuck raw without knowin there name dickhead 👏😂😭
— Steph (@Angelface0330) January 27, 2013
Listen I’m not going to dissect this down to each letter. And I know every blog has already touched on this but I feel for the guy, any chick airing her dirty laundry on Twitter is no friend of mine. He’s an idiot for baiting her though. That’s here nor there. What concerns me is the small pecka comment. Women you can’t go there. Not to mention is that a ‘oxymoron’ to say a black guy has a small dick. What’s small for them 8 inches? Shit, give me half of that and I’m fucking Ron Jeremy.
And how about the raw dog part… Ah sweetheart it’s 2013, if you aren’t raw doggin’, you aren’t living. And so what he didn’t know your name… I don’t know half my employees names that I work with 5 days a week. It’s called a bad short term memory, it’s a disability. You wouldn’t make fun of someone in a wheel chair would you?
Lastly, who am I to throw stones at a glass house… but I read through all his and her tweets. I needed a translator to say the least. It makes me think if I ever made it to the NFL, I would have to hire someone like Dice-K did and just translate all the trash talk. Obviously he had a midget China man with a calculator, and I would need a 6-4 black guy wearing a big gold chain who’s strapping.
P.S. Love the play by LeSean after this got way out of hand. #power
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