What Color Am I Today? – Chestnut

I should of taken today off too. Yesterday was great but now coming into work today is absolutely miserable. It’s been way too stressful. We have a new employee starting on A FRIDAY, who starts on a Friday? Tell me that. So I have to sit down with him, show him around and answer all his idiotic questions. Plus I need to stay few minutes late because I have an “important” conference call that I can’t miss. Why make the conference call so late in the day? Do they understand I don’t like to work past 2 on Fridays never mind 5.

Let’s see what else has gone wrong so far today? Oh I got a bloody nose on my way into work. Yes I’m an adult, no I shouldn’t be getting bloody noses unless I’m blowing a line like Pablo Escobar. It wasn’t a good situation either, it happened as I was driving so I had to jam a Dunkin Donuts napkin in my nostril which is no Kleenex I’ll tell you that much. I’m pretty sure my nose is completely raw on the inside. Now I’m afraid to blow my nose because there’s a 99% chance it starts gushing again. Let this day be over please.

It’s Friday Ladies and Gentlemen…

… So get drunk, get laid, get stupid or whatever floats your boat. I’ll be posting here and there this weekend but more importantly I’ll be back in full force Monday. Don’t forget I’ll be weighing in either Monday or Tuesday. I haven’t decided yet but most likely Tuesday so be sure to see if I’ve gained weight or lost some.

We had a good week, we deserve the time off so make the most of it and don’t be scared to get weird.

Ps. Lets go 49ers -3. And Over 47.

What Color Am I Today? – Blue Green

It’s Friday. Need I same more? I haven’t had this long of a week in about 3 years. I have one gym sessions left before my day of rest and the work week is over. We have clear blue skies today, a little wind and the temp is at a solid 32 degrees. I couldn’t ask for anything more. My body feels great, although is doesn’t look any difference which is disappointing but we are only 3 days in. I’m boozing tonight with the boys so hopefully I’ll have a great story for you tomorrow. Maybe not though, I don’t have anything lined up. Regardless it’s Friday, it’s time to switch gears to liquor and whores.