So I’m sitting at the bar having a beer last night with my buddy and we get a conversation going with 2 girls next to us. Both were about 7s, not anything spectacular but definitely bangable. Actually one which I’m going to be talking about was absolutely ‘take home to mom’ status. Moving on, the girl that you could take home excused herself to go to the bathroom and to my surprise she was mega tall. I’d say in the ballpark off 5’11. I can’t say 6′ but she definetly wasn’t 5’10” (my height). It brought up this discussion between me and my buddy about ‘Could you date a girl taller than you.’ He’s about 5’9″ and he was all bent out of shape about it, saying why not if she’s smoking enough. But come on, do you really want to look up at your girlfriend? That shit is humiliating.
The way I see it is she needs to be 2 inches minimum smaller than me however, I’d prefer 3. The logic is of course then she can wear 3 inch heels and still not be taller than me and I can have some dignity. Sure she could wear 4 inch heels, but everyone knows if a chick is getting up that high she’s either dating a black guy or she’s a whore. Most likely both. When a chick is taller than me, I feel small not just in stature but my self worth and maturity. I’ll even go as far as saying I wont talk to a girl that’s 5’9 or taller. She has no use to me, she mind as well be 350 with pimples all over her body because I’m not going anywhere near her.
Ok of course I’d bang a tall chick but that’s not saying much. And if any brings up Bar’s height, let me just say she’s listed at 5’8.5″ and everyone knows that height is like when your listed in your high school sports program. I was 5’11 180 when in reality I was only 5’8″ and 160.
Permanent Crayon 