I’m not going to sit here and say I can drop a beat better than this guy via ass slaps but I’d love to try. I’ve been slapping chicks asses since my kindergarten days, just walking into coloring time and tapping little miss Sandy on her ass, letting her know I’m present. When I was in 6th grade this little smoke bomb Erin used to walk by my locker 20 times a day, and I used to slap her ass 20 times a day. No joke, she used to absolutely freak, but her ass was so tight and I’ll never forget the day she was wearing a tan mini skirt and I just got my hand underneath, gave her the full palm right to the bare ass cheek. Thinking back that one may have crossed the line, but don’t worry all that slapping was the ground work to me banging her years later.
This guys got pretty decent rhythm, I’ll give him that. He also doesn’t have any false slaps, you know when you go to give a nice palm on some chicks ass but it’s almost like a misfire. That’s the worst. Ass doesn’t connect with the hand correctly and the slap sounds like someone coughed. Just not a good situation for anyone. The girls embarrassed, you sure as hell should be embarrassed, it’s quite possibly the same as having a limp dick. I’ll tell you one thing, the ass second to the right absolutely get’s pounded this whole video. I’d say 88% of the total slaps went to ass 3 counting from the left.
Now if we are rating the asses here, I think you have to go with (counting from the left), ass 2, 1, 3, 4. I like 2 because you can see how curvy she is. Look at the waste then bam her ass pops out. I don’t know it’s a tough game to play, you almost can’t lose minus 4. That ass may be too big to handle, might loose my penis in there. Jeez I could diagnose this video all day. Just so much to be said.
P.s. When I went to Montreal after my 18th birthday, I literally played the Drums on this black stripper chicks ass. She fucking loved, kept saying ‘abuse me, abuse me.’ Love it.
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