I’m on my way home today and of course there is traffic beyond the hell-land. We get 10 snowflakes on the ground and not only do people forget how to drive but they also lose their minds. Listen, I am not going to be some hard ass and say everyone should drive like it’s dry as a summer day but we also don’t need to be doing 15 on the highway. It’s slick, so drive cautiously and by all fucking mean don’t jam on the breaks. Well I’m about half way home and what do I see, some dumb ass incompetent lady jam on her breaks and smash into the guy in front of her. Now I am 1000% sure if she didn’t slam on the breaks and just gently tapped them, she would of had enough traction and would of stopped in time. BUT no, she had to panic put 2 feet on that little square peddle and slide right into the ford in front of her. I question how she didn’t see everyone slowing down before her too, God knows what else she was doing. Probably fixing her damn tampon. Does she understand now all those other poor saps that are on this miserable ride home are going to have to wait EVEN longer because of curiosity traffic.
Women stay off the road. Jesus, men don’t have time for this.
I can’t handle it. I need a hummer, not like the knockoff ones, I’m talking about the legit army hummer. Driving today was absolutely miserable. People driving at a snails pace, stopping for yellow lights and letting people cut them off for no apparent reason are all recipes for road rage. I almost smashed this 90 year old lady today because of her hideous wheel work. Not only does she use her blinker when she isn’t turning, but she had the balls to not use it when she ended up making her move. You got me you old hag, now go fart dust and play Canasta.
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