I can’t handle it. I need a hummer, not like the knockoff ones, I’m talking about the legit army hummer. Driving today was absolutely miserable. People driving at a snails pace, stopping for yellow lights and letting people cut them off for no apparent reason are all recipes for road rage. I almost smashed this 90 year old lady today because of her hideous wheel work. Not only does she use her blinker when she isn’t turning, but she had the balls to not use it when she ended up making her move. You got me you old hag, now go fart dust and play Canasta.
Permanent Crayon 