Memorial Day Weekend. The beginning of summer, the starting of America’s most beloved season, you just can’t hate this weekend if you tried. Rain or shine we all go outside, BBQ, drink beer and celebrate the next three months of sunshine, beach weather, boat shoes, and tanks. This goes without mentioning women in sundresses, bikinis and mini skirts. I’ll be a case deep today tomorrow and monday, I hope you all follow along. So get outside, grab a brew ah ah and let groove get in.
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Happy Thursday people. About a day and a half until the weekend but let me say there are plenty of positives to look forward to tonight. We have not 1 but 4 college basketball games on tonight, 8 teams all struggling to put their name on an elite 8 spot. It should be a great night, with some incredible competition. With 4 games on tonight brings booze and gambling so already you have to be happy with that. Anyways, start counting the minutes till the days over and enjoy yourself tonight because I sure will.
What a day, what a day, what a might good dayyyyyyy. I’m already out of work, I’m about to go buy some shit for my vacation next week and I plan on doing nothing after that so this evening is looking up. I’m blogging basically while driving right now which I highly recommend against doing but I needed to let my disciples know that I’m doing OK today. I know deep down inside in dark places we both don’t like to talk about, you care about me. It’s OK to admit it, just be honest with yourself. I will also be posting a Fat content blog later today because I missed it last week. My apologies. Anyways kids, enjoy work while I’m spending cash and not being responsible.
Another weekend past, another miserable week ahead. Good morning my subordinates. I hope you enjoyed your weekend and haven’t been bombarded too much on this dreadful Monday morning. What a weekend we had huh. March Madness was on point. This year it feels like the tail of two halves. One being all the blow outs, every time I look I feel like someone is getting blown out by 10+ but then again you turn around and 13 seeds, 12 and 15 seeds are making runs into the sweet 16. I love this time of year so I’m staying positive this week. Only 3 days until the next round begins and we have an excuse to drink excessively. Enjoy your day kids.
1 more day till my mini vacation. I woke up late for work resulting in less time for me to be at said place. The Popes being elected and theirs college basketball on all day. This is a recipe for my happiness especially on a Wednesday. Oh and just to add to it, it’s 55 and sunny right now.
See it’s nice when I’m not complaining about being miserable poor and unattractive. I should try this more often. Happy hump day bitches.
How is my day already done. Listen I’m my upset about it considering its one less day till I’m face down and blacked out this weekend. But anyways it seems like this day flew by. I apologize for not getting this blog out earlier but we’ve had a tough day in the office. It’s well documented that I hate paper work as does most normal people so you’d understand my frustration when I was writing about 5 reports in regards to firing one of my employees.
The guys an idiot so I’m not too concerned with his well being and he absolutely deserves it so again I don’t care that he’s out of a job. But what I do have a problem is, is that I have to document all the retarded shit he’s done the past couple years. I’d like to be procrastinating and browsing the Internet right now buddy not explaining why you’re an incompetent asshole.
Ah I’m just going into this meeting and be he Bob you’re an asshole you suck at your job and you smell. We are letting you go. Boom done.
Command Center one of two that I currently have. You wonder why I don’t want to leave my house. What the hell is the point? I’d end up getting hammered at some bar while watching the same games I’m watching right now however the end result would be me not making it out tonight. All my friends are blasting me via WhatApp calling me a pussy and shit that I won’t meet them. No shit I wont, I’d actually like to have a liver come tomorrow. So what I’m anti social and don’t want to talk to anyone right now. I like the quiet, I like my Poland spring water, and I love being able to watch the games with my shirt off. So you know what, go find a replacement friend because I aint moving!
Not often do I have a bad Thursday. It’s something about Thursday’s that always seem positive to me, hell it may be my favorite day of the week. Saying that today is another good day. No issues at work, I’m actually leaving early because we have a team lunch/dinner to talk about our direction in these next couple months. That means we eat, talk for 10 minutes, then everyone makes excuses why they can’t stay any long and we all go home. Free food, short day and booze. Days like this remind me of elementary school when you had an early release. The best feeling ever, you get to go to your friends house, eat junk food and play video games. Life was so simple then.
Other than that, it’s a light day on the agenda. Today passes tomorrows another day.
I’m not going to sit here and say I can drop a beat better than this guy via ass slaps but I’d love to try. I’ve been slapping chicks asses since my kindergarten days, just walking into coloring time and tapping little miss Sandy on her ass, letting her know I’m present. When I was in 6th grade this little smoke bomb Erin used to walk by my locker 20 times a day, and I used to slap her ass 20 times a day. No joke, she used to absolutely freak, but her ass was so tight and I’ll never forget the day she was wearing a tan mini skirt and I just got my hand underneath, gave her the full palm right to the bare ass cheek. Thinking back that one may have crossed the line, but don’t worry all that slapping was the ground work to me banging her years later.
This guys got pretty decent rhythm, I’ll give him that. He also doesn’t have any false slaps, you know when you go to give a nice palm on some chicks ass but it’s almost like a misfire. That’s the worst. Ass doesn’t connect with the hand correctly and the slap sounds like someone coughed. Just not a good situation for anyone. The girls embarrassed, you sure as hell should be embarrassed, it’s quite possibly the same as having a limp dick. I’ll tell you one thing, the ass second to the right absolutely get’s pounded this whole video. I’d say 88% of the total slaps went to ass 3 counting from the left.
Now if we are rating the asses here, I think you have to go with (counting from the left), ass 2, 1, 3, 4. I like 2 because you can see how curvy she is. Look at the waste then bam her ass pops out. I don’t know it’s a tough game to play, you almost can’t lose minus 4. That ass may be too big to handle, might loose my penis in there. Jeez I could diagnose this video all day. Just so much to be said.
P.s. When I went to Montreal after my 18th birthday, I literally played the Drums on this black stripper chicks ass. She fucking loved, kept saying ‘abuse me, abuse me.’ Love it.
I told you this was going to happen. When I blogged about it last week, I said this Harlem Shake phenomenon is going to get OOC. And what is happening, everyone and their mother is making a parody. I can’t handle it. I’m having ‘Call me maybe’ flashbacks already. NEXT!
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