Girl Lies About Her Age On Facebook, Father Makes Her Tell The Truth

I’m not going to lie when I say that I fear for this chicks safety. That Puerto Rican dad is no joke when it comes to protecting his daughter and keeping all the scum bag guys away from her. I doubt fault him, if I ever had a daughter, I’d just kill myself because you have to deal with guys 24/7 trying to stick their little peckas in her. A wise man once said “When you have a boy you have to worry about one dick. When you have a girl, you have to worry about everybody’s dick.” She’s 13 and with social media, sexting, apps and everything else you can do, it exposes them. And let’s be honest girls are dumb, they always fall for it, they always get sucked in, no pun intended.

This Dad has already lost control. She’s 13 pretending to be 17 because why? It’s the power of the D. She wants it, she needs it, she’s gotta have it. I don’t think this video or any threats are going to change that. Your going to have to lock her up, home school her and disconnect her from the world is you have any shot to keep her ‘daddys little girl’. And lets be honest here, do you think she learned anything? Look at her posture, she’s saying whatever she needs to say to stop this humiliation. But come tomorrow night she’ll be right back at it on Tinder, tell boys she’s legal and shit. It aint right.

P.s. 84% chance this guy beat the piss out of this girl after said video. I’m not saying it’s right but she’ll definitely think about lying about her age.

P.p.s. 98% chance she runs away from home, stops lying about her age and becomes a prostitute #truth

 

Danny Boy Can’t Do Anything Right

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Can I ask one question please, how the fuck does Dan let this happen? You want to bang some little slut that works with you, be my guest. But tell me this, how the hell do you 1. Get her pregnant and 2. let her have the baby. I don’t want to be an asshole but how he didn’t pay her 50 grand to have an abortion or at least ‘accidentally’ push her down the stairs is remarkable to me. That child is going to cost him 2-5 mil minimum to raise it now, he should of taken the short money and cut her off at the source.

Do any of these famous people understand what pulling out is. Ya, I get it, there’s no shot I’m using a condom but I’m smart enough not to bust my load inside a chick. Isn’t it better to unleash an absolute frozen rope on her face instead. I’m guessing his wife doesn’t let him do that or he wouldn’t be sneaking around boning the hot production assistant, well maybe he still would but that’s here nor there. I don’t know, if I’m filthy rich and I’m banging sluts on the side you have to keep it in your mind they are after your loot. You gotta stay close to the chest there and find another spot to come to fruition.

P.s. Dan can’t do anything right. The guy couldn’t win a Super Bowl then, why would I expect him to cheat correctly now.