Can I ask one question please, how the fuck does Dan let this happen? You want to bang some little slut that works with you, be my guest. But tell me this, how the hell do you 1. Get her pregnant and 2. let her have the baby. I don’t want to be an asshole but how he didn’t pay her 50 grand to have an abortion or at least ‘accidentally’ push her down the stairs is remarkable to me. That child is going to cost him 2-5 mil minimum to raise it now, he should of taken the short money and cut her off at the source.
Do any of these famous people understand what pulling out is. Ya, I get it, there’s no shot I’m using a condom but I’m smart enough not to bust my load inside a chick. Isn’t it better to unleash an absolute frozen rope on her face instead. I’m guessing his wife doesn’t let him do that or he wouldn’t be sneaking around boning the hot production assistant, well maybe he still would but that’s here nor there. I don’t know, if I’m filthy rich and I’m banging sluts on the side you have to keep it in your mind they are after your loot. You gotta stay close to the chest there and find another spot to come to fruition.
P.s. Dan can’t do anything right. The guy couldn’t win a Super Bowl then, why would I expect him to cheat correctly now.
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