Gas Pump Prank Gone So Right – MUST WATCH

When I watch 100s of videos a week I maybe laugh at one. Sure I can recongize funny but not often do I just ‘laugh out load’ for lack of a better phrase. Well this video did it for me. The black guy absolutely crushed living on a prayer and I don’t know if this is racist but if you gave me a 1000 guesses on what song he would sing, ‘Living on a Prayer’ would of been number 673.  How bout the balls on this guy too, ‘No I know the words baby,’ just completely shoving Karaoke in your face. This guys a 20 year vet in the Karaoke game and he’s not scared to let you know. His performance was A+ to be honest and his wife was a solid A- too.

P.s. Loved his backgroud singing better than Living on a Prayer to be honest. Guy just loves to sing.

P.p.s. Zero chance that guy was born in the 80s. 78 maybe, not 80.

What Color Am I Today? – Mauvelous

 

Happy Thursday people. About a day and a half until the weekend but let me say there are plenty of positives to look forward to tonight. We have not 1 but 4 college basketball games on tonight, 8 teams all struggling to put their name on an elite 8 spot. It should be a great night, with some incredible competition. With 4 games on tonight brings booze and gambling so already you have to be happy with that. Anyways, start counting the minutes till the days over and enjoy yourself tonight because I sure will.

What Color Am I Today? – Atomic Tangerine

What a day, what a day, what a might good dayyyyyyy. I’m already out of work, I’m about to go buy some shit for my vacation next week and I plan on doing nothing after that so this evening is looking up. I’m blogging basically while driving right now which I highly recommend against doing but I needed to let my disciples know that I’m doing OK today. I know deep down inside in dark places we both don’t like to talk about, you care about me. It’s OK to admit it, just be honest with yourself. I will also be posting a Fat content blog later today because I missed it last week. My apologies. Anyways kids, enjoy work while I’m spending cash and not being responsible.

What Color Am I Today? – Jazzberry Jam

Another weekend past, another miserable week ahead. Good morning my subordinates. I hope you enjoyed your weekend and haven’t been bombarded too much on this dreadful Monday morning. What a weekend we had huh. March Madness was on point. This year it feels like the tail of two halves. One being all the blow outs, every time I look I feel like someone is getting blown out by 10+ but then again you turn around and 13 seeds, 12 and 15 seeds are making runs into the sweet 16. I love this time of year so I’m staying positive this week. Only 3 days until the next round begins and we have an excuse to drink excessively. Enjoy your day kids.

What Color Am I Today? – Electric Lime

This day ranks in the top 3 days of the year without question. It may stand behind Fourth of July and St. Patrick’s Day but that’s here nor there. I look forward to this weekend every year. This weekend represents everything good about America. You’re talking about 16 hours of basketball for about 4 days straight. This weekend marks the beginning of spring even if their is still snow on the ground, you just can’t replicate the excitement march madness brings.

I usually take today and tomorrow off but due to some work conflicts I am unable and even that doesn’t upset me. Sure Id rather be camped out in front of my computer/phone/iPad at a bar chugging beers watching my bracket collapse but ill just have to make due at my desk.

Good luck today guys. Enjoy your bracket while it last because probably by 1pm it’ll be busted.

What Color Am I Today? – Tickle Me Pink

 

I hate today. I absolutely incredibly hate today. I don’t want to work, mother-fucking-nature decided to dump a load on us and everyone is miserable at work. All I know is that i have 4 hours left in the day and I couldn’t be happier. But you know what, the minute I get out of work I get to sit in an hour of traffic because once people see snow they forget how to drive and all chaos enthuse. It’s pretty fun. Nothing else on the agenda today. Just pure fake happiness and smiles from this guy. See you on the other side.

P.s. My hangover is almost cured, it’s a remarkable feeling.

What Color Am I Today? – Shamrock

Ah Yes, Good Morning my dedicated disciples. I love going to work knowing I have a long weekend ahead and it’s an absolute bonus that’s its St. Pattys Day weekend. Ill be trying to get out a few blogs today but once today ends you’ll only be hearing from me sporadically throughout the weekend for 2 reasons. 1.) I’ll be deep into the wilderness of Maine and 2.) I probably won’t be able to see straight nevermind writing a blog for you peeps.

I intend on causing myself some serious liver cancer this weekend. I don’t have a stop switch when it comes to my National Holiday. I can’t stop and I won’t stop. So to all my good people out there, enjoy my words this afternoon because there a 85% chance I die this weekend.

Whoop whoop.

What Color Am I Today? – Inchworm

1 more day till my mini vacation. I woke up late for work resulting in less time for me to be at said place. The Popes being elected and theirs college basketball on all day. This is a recipe for my happiness especially on a Wednesday. Oh and just to add to it, it’s 55 and sunny right now.

See it’s nice when I’m not complaining about being miserable poor and unattractive. I should try this more often. Happy hump day bitches.

What Color Am I Today? – Razzmatazz

How is my day already done. Listen I’m my upset about it considering its one less day till I’m face down and blacked out this weekend. But anyways it seems like this day flew by. I apologize for not getting this blog out earlier but we’ve had a tough day in the office. It’s well documented that I hate paper work as does most normal people so you’d understand my frustration when I was writing about 5 reports in regards to firing one of my employees.

The guys an idiot so I’m not too concerned with his well being and he absolutely deserves it so again I don’t care that he’s out of a job. But what I do have a problem is, is that I have to document all the retarded shit he’s done the past couple years. I’d like to be procrastinating and browsing the Internet right now buddy not explaining why you’re an incompetent asshole.

Ah I’m just going into this meeting and be he Bob you’re an asshole you suck at your job and you smell. We are letting you go. Boom done.

What Color Am I Today? – Fuchsia

Good morning my miserable minions. It’s another Monday of sadness as we embark on the dreaded work week. Although west have some positives to look at, it’s St. Pattys Day week, yes that’s correct, we celebrate it more than one day and also I have a 4 day work week. All I’m thinking about us 4 o’clock on Thursday and I’m home free to get drunk, act sloppy and make as many bad decisions as possible.

Before my goodness can begin, ill have to dodge a shit ton of work, my bosses and everyone of my employees. I don’t need their miserable lives conflicting with mine. So here to another Monday of staying out of sight and ducking everyone’s phone calls.