FGCU Is All The Rage Right Now…

 

I aint mad at them. They are making a run. But beat Florida then come talk to me.

P.s. Ole Miss really screwed me tonight. They were my dog. I needed them.

Here’s My Bracket And It Feels Busted

I’m already stressing, I can’t handle this shit. About 3 minutes before closing I changed three teams from losing to winning, Bucknell, Belmont and Memphis. I’m already 0-1 on that front but I’m hoping I can turn it around soon. Although this is my favorite day, it’s by far the most stressful. All I want to do is kill someone right now and or jump off a building. Please god let me win this shit. I need it and I need it bad. Pride bitches.

 

What Color Am I Today? – Spring Green

Absolutely gorgeous day today. 50s with the sun shining, little to no wind; I love this time of year. You know spring is around the corner. Mother Nature is just teasing you throwing in 50 degree weather in between the 30 degree days. It really makes you appreciate the warm afternoons.

Although I’m exhausted and have zero motivation to work, this day has been mint. My productivity has been sub zero and there’s no one to say shit about it. Days like this I actually enjoy my job and to top it all off ill be at the bar tonight drinking ice cold brews. It’s a great Tuesday indeed.

Tough Dream For Me Last Night

 

Last night I finally get to bed at a reasonable hour and all the sudden I wake up at about 230am. My body was absolutely exhausted, not tired like you’ve had a long day but more fatigued because of my dream I was in. From what I can remember I was running from something or someone in a foreign country that doesn’t find Americans kosher. But per usual, I was saving some baby from one of my arch nemesis, just being the good samaritan I am while going above and beyond for my home country. I don’t remember why or what exactly I was doing; however, I know I was running at full speed and sprinting for a long time. Just weaving in and out of streets and alley, jumping over cars, fences and store carts. I’m talking about some real hero ass chase shit where it’s me vs the world and I refuse to lose. Basically what Die Hard 10 is going to be like once the younger and faster son of John McClain takes over the series. Now again this is a dream so when I wake up, I expect to be fine but guess what… I was exhausted. I could feel my legs were tired and cramping. Am my that out of shape that not only I can’t run in real life but I also get sore from running in my dream? I mean that’s out of shape on a new level. It’s like I am reinventing the game of out of shape with this type of pussery. Thank god I am starting the Gym today. That dream brought me to a new low in life. I refuse to go back.

P.s. Of course when I fell back asleep I didn’t get to finish that dream. Who knows what happened to that baby. I figure it’s blossoming into a boy genius as we speak.

What Color Am I Today? – Shadow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m going to be honest, I’ve felt better but I’ve undoubtedly felt worse. I couldn’t sleep last night which I’ll get to in another post. And I’m only one day past Monday, so simple math says I still have 3 days til the weekend. I know it’s Super Bowl Week and every Joe Schmo is reporting on it, but I wish I didn’t have to read the same tweet 15 times about the same thing. The Randy Moss ‘I am the greatest quote’ is about to break my phone. Twitter should have a maximum time one story can be reported, let’s say 50. Once 50 people report that story and you try to tweet it you should get the message ‘Late to the game bro, try again next time.’ Sure there’s a lot of bugs to be fixed for that to work, but I’ll take what I get.

Let’s go Tuesday, get your shit together and move on.

Who Would You Rather Lose For The Year – Rondo Or Seguin

This is a really tough one for me. I guess you can easily make the case for Rondo and I know a lot of people will point directly to him. They will say there is absolutely no way you can lose him. He is the floor general, hes the driver of the bus and without him the team is like a rocking chair… moving but going no where. But here me out.

With rondo, yes you lose an incredible athlete and your sole ball handler but with the Celtics you still have Pierce. You can ride him on the offensive side of the ball even if he’s getting old. Not too mention that Rondo has looked wicked sloppy on the defensive side of the ball. Not to mention Rondo is a big baby, I don’t care how good of an offensive year he is having. Sure there will be some growing pains with him out of the lineup but this team needed a shake up. They always looked so flat. Maybe now you give those added minutes to Terry and Lee and they can start to get in their groove and fill a bigger role.

With Seguin, you lose your only star on the team. This Bruins team is made of a lot of good players like Krejci, Bergeron and Horton. But they can’t carry a team quite like Seguin can. He anchors the power play that’s getting better with the addition of Hamilton. He is a true #1 center in this league that you don’t find in many places. He will solely be responsible for 100 plus goals this year without a doubt even with Claude’s pack it in defense. You lose him, you’re left with a team that can’t put up more than 2 goals a game.

A lot of people are quick to say Rondo is so important. But if you break it down, I think the Celtics will be fine. And let’s hope we don’t have to see the B’s without Seguin.

EDIT: Would you look at that… Thank you Kaitee

Celtics actually have a slightly better win % WITHOUT Rondo in lineup the last 4 seasons (.618 / .604) via @espnstatsinfo.

— Kaitee Daley (@daleysports) January 28, 2013

LeSean McCoy Baby Mama Feud

@cutondime25 no a bitch ass niggas with a lil dick full of herpes lol successful nah that’s too big of a word for you lol

— Steph (@Angelface0330) January 27, 2013

@cutondime25 saying you fucked me without knowin my name how many hoes u fuck raw without knowin there name dickhead 👏😂😭

— Steph (@Angelface0330) January 27, 2013

Listen I’m not going to dissect this down to each letter. And I know every blog has already touched on this but I feel for the guy, any chick airing her dirty laundry on Twitter is no friend of mine. He’s an idiot for baiting her though. That’s here nor there. What concerns me is the small pecka comment. Women you can’t go there. Not to mention is that a ‘oxymoron’ to say a black guy has a small dick. What’s small for them 8 inches? Shit, give me half of that and I’m fucking Ron Jeremy.

And how about the raw dog part… Ah sweetheart it’s 2013, if you aren’t raw doggin’, you aren’t living. And so what he didn’t know your name… I don’t know half my employees names that I work with 5 days a week. It’s called a bad short term memory, it’s a disability. You wouldn’t make fun of someone in a wheel chair would you?

Lastly, who am I to throw stones at a glass house… but I read through all his and her tweets. I needed a translator to say the least. It makes me think if I ever made it to the NFL, I would have to hire someone like Dice-K did and just translate all the trash talk. Obviously he had a midget China man with a calculator, and I would need a 6-4 black guy wearing a big gold chain who’s strapping.

P.S. Love the play by LeSean after this got way out of hand. #power

Hangover City and Brunch

 

Another disastrous night. I have a furious hangover and brunch is the only cure I can think of. Now this is my go too… straight to the point. Ham Egg Cheese Omelette, Home Fries and Wheat toast. I always add an extra egg because I’m fat and 3 is never enough. Now some mornings I’ll get English muffins as a sub to the wheat bread but only if it’s grilled. My buddy always goes pancakes.. I know right, who the hell gets pancakes after a long night. They are heavy as shit, I’d probably just puke all over the table.

P.s. If you get chocolate chip pancakes after blacking out, you’re an animal. They are delicious but way to rich for that type of situation.

Gun To Your Head… Rats vs Spiders

My friends and I were having this discussion the other day. Who would you rather have living in your home. Rats or Spiders. My buddy’s like – Spiders are so scary, the black widow can kill you. Now without hesitation I said give me Spiders all day every way. Fucking rats are disgusting, they are huge with that long pink tail, they can make their bodies like Alex Mack and they have teeth. No thank you. Not too mention, they most definitely can gang up on you and probably overthrow the house, make you their bitch or just kick you out. When I think of Rats, I think of that scene in Fast and the Furious 2, when the guy torture the cop by putting a rat on his stomach and smothering it with a tin can. If that’s not bad enough they also force heat on it so the Rat eats through the guys stomach. That scene still gives me nightmares. I’d rather have a bunch of Daddy Longlegs hanging around near the ceiling making web towns and chilling. They don’t hurt anyone. Sure  I may eat a few while I’m sleeping but at least they aren’t eating me. I’ll even let a few bite me, no problem, I’ll just put some lotion on it and bam good as new. Oh and spare me the Black Widow bs. I’ll squash that bitch 5 times till Sunday. If a spider kills you, you deserve to die, plain and simple. Listen I know I can over power mega spiders, they are small, slow and weak, but rats are a different story, fast as fuck and can transform and shit.

Ps. If I lived in Australia or some shit like that maybe it would be different. But I am in America, the land of the free and the home of the brave. Bring on the Spiders.

Chicks Will Swoon

Hate on this kid… I dare you. I’m not going to lie to you and say I am a phenomenal dancer but I’m not scared to get out there. But this kid just brings the heat. My body would look like jello if I tried to pull off that free style. Just one power move after another, with no regard for anyone in that arena. Get it son, get those sluts wet. Oh and I don’t want to go there but I see a young (Footloose) Kevin Bacon in this SOB.

Ps. It felt a little awkward watching that video. Kept getting the feeling I was the perverted uncle.