I know some of the men or maybe even women out there are getting a little frustrated with Tinder. You just can’t find that right person to ‘Swipe You Right’ but I’m here to help. Put this T-shirt on take a decent picture of yourself and make it your profile pic. Ladies maybe cut it deep so you show some cleavage and no doubt the opposite sex will be liking you all day every way. It’s a can’t miss shirt. Gentleman, you put this shirt out there, the ladies have no choice but to swipe you right. Not only does it show class but it screams of all business.
Once you get that perfect match, throw her a comedic line like ‘I’m not saying I’m hero but I did deliver a baby in an elevator.’ Boom, laid-city. Your Welcome.
P.s. If you want a shirt email me at info@permanentcrayon.com . I also have shirts that say #Tinder Strong on them.
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