Let me just tell you that this guy is absolutely genius. You have all these people calling this an awkward interview and how he seems so nervous but let me just say, this is how you play the game. You got to be different. Remember in the 90s when beings jacked was all the rage, then in the 2000s it became about flexibility and shit. Well, Mila Kunis doesn’t need a guy to be all Rico Suave on her, she wants someone real, down to earth and funny. Although this guy is a little awkward, it works for him so why should he be any different when talking to one of the most beautiful girls in the world. Do you son, do you.
Let me ask you this. Do you think Mila will ever forget this interview? Fuck no. And her publicist trying to get her to talk about the movie is the dumbest thing you could of done because if this was just a normal interview there’s no way I watch this entire video. I don’t want to watch Mila talk about her character’s fears, likes and dislikes, that shit is boring. I want to hear a real/funny conversation where I get to actually see Mila’s real personality. This video does that. And Mila is a huge crush of mine. so that also helps too.
How cool is Mila Kunis huh? She basically came right and said ‘I guess I say yes to everything’ when the guy asked to bring her to a wedding. I mean good try bro but that’s already been done, she’s already paid her dues with the Marine Ball. Although if there was a football match that day, you better believe she would of went. The chick is Russian, she loves to get weird. Now after saying all that, lets rate her.
JM Rated:
Body – 5 : Perfect skin (forget about those nasty shot in public), absolutely banging body that has curves you just can’t teach. Her boobs are close to too small but I’m not a boob guy so that doesn’t bother me and I love her ass. I don’t need a big ass to enjoy myself, just give me a tight sexy little bump.
Face – 5 : One word. Eyes. I mean those things are absolutely staggering. I think if I met her in person I’d melt.
Personality – 1: She seems like a chick you can hang with at the bar, at a you moms or alone at home. She seems like it’s all about having a good time and I don’t detect that she’s fake at all.
Sexiness – 1: Easiest Bonus point I can give out. Her sex appeal is OOC. That body paired with those eyes, jiminey I’d love to destroy that. Not to mention she’s Russian which only means she fucks like a minx.
Intangibles – 1: Speaks Russian, loves to drink, into sports but not too aggressive about it where it becomes annoying. Yes my friends she gets the bonus and yes I love her more than you know.
Total Score: Perfect 13 *There we have it, our first perfect 13. Don’t think it’ll always be this easy.
Permanent Crayon 